I know, consider your collective minds blown, or not as it is kind of obvious. This may come as a shock to some of you as it isn’t exactly dinner table conversation, but people with disabilities like to have sex (I haven’t done a survey but I enjoy having sex and I’m fairly certain that it’s generally a well received activity). On the subject of things changing, I shall make a smooth segway into relations of the bedroom nature. My fiancée tells me she would have laughed at me if I had the same thing now, I am amazed that my girlfriend at the time didn’t but it would explain why I don’t remember anyone else at uni having any interest in me. Needless to say, I no longer have the same facial hair, quite unbelievably I did have a girlfriend at the time. ‘Change is not good’ the gruff, Yorkshire part of my brain quips in which of course is nonsense. This is testament to how things change in life, I was fascinated by the digital X-ray machine they used at the dentist’s (it’s been 16 years, they still used big, film X-ray machines last time they took any). My fiancée says it would just be sad if I still saw the tooth fairy (I bet she is one of those people who don’t believe that Santa exists). Sadly, I’m a little too old to see the tooth fairy these days, it’s something about being an adult. If I still saw the tooth fairy they would get me some serious money, we would be talking at least 50 pence for each tooth. And my reward for completing my quest is the removal of my wisdom teeth (I better not lose any IQ points). As you may recall if you read my previous post on my quest to find an accessible dentists, I wondered if they were going to check out my teeth whilst I sit in my wheelchair?Īs it happens the answer was yes they will.
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